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Top Ten Random Cool Things at Dudefest 2009

Ahhhhhhhh!!!!

1. $2 Beer
2. There were at most, 14 cops in the immediate vicinity of the Emerson Theatre. I didn’t see one arrest the whole weekend.
3. The weather was nice and the stench wasn’t nearly as bad as last year. Holy crap.
4. Girl telling John who Portraits of Past were “They are, like, really good screamo” and then John’s face. Fucking Priceless
5. Meeting other like minded metal fans. And then making fun of them later.

5-1/2. Did I mention $2 beer?

6. Cute grind girls who thankfully don’t smell now that they live in my spank bank
7. Torche still owns Friday night at dudefest
8. Grindcore fanny packs


Grindcore fannypack

9. Its cheap and I got to see my friends
10. $10 t-shirts with priceless slogans such as:

Fuck You
Dudefest 2009

Or

Sodomite (Front)
Meth and a Gay Prostitute (Back)

Top Ten Wishlist for Dudefest 2010

1. It happens. Indy doesn’t decide to ruin the one cool non-racing related thing in a very underwhelming city.
2. Torche on Friday night every year until somebody has a better set and thus defeating them from their ‘King Of Friday’ throne
3. Graf Orlock and Pig Destroyer. I just really like them.
4. Set up a place for people to camp. This would be pretty cool till it got shut down.


Too much cock at the cocktail party

5. Porto-potties, or clean the goddamn bathrooms after each day. Jesus couldn’t save those thing by the of day three
6. Day three ends by 7. I know this is super lame, but some of us have to work on Monday.
7. More bands that don’t really fit, but group them together. I dug Russian Circles last year and wish I’d seen Mouth of the Architect. Diversity is good.
8. More Cops. Keep those goddamn locals in their place.
9. World Cup will be going on next year, can we get a TV in the venue to watch?
10. Start Dudefest Denver. I’ll still go to both, but it’d be nice to have a fest this cool out west. There will be way more weed as well.

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