Not Metal

Whatever mom!

1. Emmure and wigger hardcore kids.
   1. The flat billed hats with the stickers still on them? Can somebody explain this too me?

2. Origin. Fat kid brutality.
3. Nile. Graduate School Brutality.
4. The Thrash Revival that doesn’t include Municipal Waste.
5. Job For A Cowboy. I have no idea why you are as popular as you are. I really can’t think of one good reason.
6. Vegan metal kids: there is nothing metal about being a vegan. At all.
7. Tapes. Why in gods name are some labels putting cassettes out now? This kind of hipster refusal to accept technology has to end, and this is , as far as I can, a good stopping point. At the rate we are going, in another ten years the new collectible will be acetate cylinders of the new Endless Blockage ep and only the people with nothing else better to do will be breaking into museums to get a machine to play it.
8. Black Anvil and any otherband coming out of Brooklyn right now. Its like Jersey; it might not be accurate all the time, but it is accurate enough to count.
9. Breakdown metal.
10. Necrophagist live. So boring I cried a little at what my life turns into from time to time.

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