Not Metal » Brokencyde http://notmetal.net A heavy metal blog...really. Thu, 18 Feb 2010 02:04:27 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 Let’s get freaky now and all broke inside :( http://notmetal.net/lets-get-freaky-now-and-all-broke-inside http://notmetal.net/lets-get-freaky-now-and-all-broke-inside#comments Mon, 06 Apr 2009 00:36:02 +0000 Viking Beard http://notmetal.net/?p=136 I wish I never saw this on youtube…

Whatever dickhead came up with the combination of screamo and crunk needs a good kick in the gooch. Here we have two genres intertwining to produce some of the most annoyingly worst sounds on the planet. There is no redeeming value to this. Metalheads can make all the claims they want about how they hate certain genre tags or labels. This is something worse than corporate Nashville. This is something worse than Paris Hiltons’ acting career. This is worse than screamo, emo, and hardcore-chest-pump-jock-rock. This is Brokencyde.

Nooooooooooo!

Oh my fucking god.


If there is one genre that will get you to question your existence on this planet, these guys would be the poster boys of it. The screamo parts don’t bother me. It’s the hardcore rap tag that these shit-stains have applied to themselves.

  1. Pink shirt with “Bitches get stiches” written on it. Check.
  2. Flock Of Seagulls haircuts. Check.
  3. Random screaming. Check.
  4. Autotune. Check.

Nothing about killing cops? Reppin’ your street cred? Rollin’ blunts? No gat?
No, but there is some random “tr00-emo” part around 1:56 through that will make you feel embarrassed for them. So they’ve got that going for them.

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