North America Is Doomed Tour
Coming to a Midwest town near you.
Scrape up what resin you can for this one
Well, not all over the Midwest, but pretty much. Serpentcult, The Gates of Slumber, and Zoroaster are on the bill. All kind of suck in my opinion. Zoroaster has some pretty good jams, nothing that really grabs me in the stoner sludge doom grip that say, Electric Wizard or High On Fire can.
Serpentcults singer oozes gimmick. I don’t care if it’s the bassists wife or the bands’ former groupie-turned-roadie-turned-friend-turned-singer. Her range isn’t even close to the Dio-level that she try’s to reach.
Gates Of Slumber gets points for looking exactly like what a bunch of bald, overweight metal heads should look like, but there records just don’t reach me.
Regardless of my rambling shit talk about bands I hardly know past 3 songs each, the tour kicks off at the Empty Bottle in Chicago (the tour poster says Metal Shakers, this is a lie).
