Videos

Your Friday Fun Post – Week 15

Posted in Random, Videos on July 17th, 2009 by Viking Beard – Be the first to comment

Sesame Street Slayer

Your Friday Fun Post – Week 14

Posted in Random, Videos on July 10th, 2009 by Viking Beard – Be the first to comment

Heavy Metal Diet

New Suicidal Tendencies

Posted in Previews, Videos on July 10th, 2009 by chuckbeef – Be the first to comment

To me, Suicidal Tendencies is one of the seminal speed/thrash bands. I love them. That’s why I am always excited when I hear they have new material coming out. Unfortunately for me, for damn near a decade now, that excitement is unwarranted; their newer material just isn’t as good as their late 80s-early 90s releases.

They are slated to release a new album later in the year, but if this vid for “Come Alive” is any indication as to the quality of all the new material, then this upcoming album doesn’t offer much to be excited about. The leads are frenetic and fierce, but the song as a whole is unimpressive and nowhere near the standard they set for themselves early on in their career.

Winds Of Plague: Like A Fart In The Wind

Posted in Not Metal, Videos on July 6th, 2009 by Viking Beard – Be the first to comment

Do most white guys in L.A. look like this?

Because I’m wondering where they get their camo vests.

If there was one song, or one music video to choose to impress people, I can’t for the life of me figure out why “Impaler” was made into a video. Wait, yes I can: they have a hot keyboard chick (who has no doubt found her way into Revolvers’ “Hottest Chicks In Metal”), a front man with more arm throw moves than Fred Durst, and a mid-song breakdown of the likes that would make most mall-core scenesters shit their undies with helicopter arm tosses and kangaroo kicks.

If it’s all about the “art”, then maybe this video is just a really poor inside joke poking fun at the L.A. “hardcore” scene (I’m looking at you brokeNCYDE). Probably not.

Some of their new material is a bit of a step forward. I’d lump it into a category of say, “Dimmu Borgirs worst B-Sides collection”. Even though this video/song is a year old, some of us out there doing some internet scouring will be left scratching our heads as to why they are on Summer Slaughters’ bill this summer. It’s just a shame there isn’t a second stage at the tour so you can skip them.

Your Friday Fun Post – Week 13

Posted in Random, Videos on July 3rd, 2009 by Viking Beard – Be the first to comment

And Little Caesars shall be your number one pizza choice

So it shall be written and so shall it be done!

Yeah These Pants Are Tight

Posted in Random, Videos on June 30th, 2009 by Viking Beard – 1 Comment

Wanna know why?

Cuz bitches love that shit.

Black Dahlia Murder Premier New Song – Necropolis

Posted in Metal, Videos on June 29th, 2009 by Viking Beard – Be the first to comment

Live from Hellfest 2009 in France

You can allmost make out the main guitar riff…

Your Friday Fun Post – Week 11

Posted in Random, Videos on June 12th, 2009 by Viking Beard – Be the first to comment

Like old Metallica?

Like stop motion animation?

Like legos? This video is for you then.

Your Friday Fun Post – Week 10

Posted in Random, Videos on June 5th, 2009 by Viking Beard – Be the first to comment

Xtreme Dumbledore

Don’t fuck with him he’ll cut your balls.

Fresh Dumbledore. Digitiert Zuuuuuuu…

Iwrestledabearonce make a new video

Posted in Not Metal, Videos on May 30th, 2009 by Viking Beard – Be the first to comment

Skinny jean sales jump 12%

Ithinki’dratherbemakingasandwitch…

I tried very hard to give them a good honest chance. I don’t hear anything in this song or any other new songs that make any sense. It’s literally like listening to a 4 year old beat the shit out of his/her Funrise Lil’ Rockstar guitar. The sense of self irony is killing me. Please stop now.

Idratherbewatchingthisvideoinstead!

Sweet Jesus turn it back to the weather channel quick Padre!