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Some kid buys Josh Freeses’ premium album package

Posted in Facepalm, Not Metal, Random on April 13th, 2009 by Viking Beard – Be the first to comment

Really?

Yaaaay, no college for you!

Are we all jealous, or do we just think this kid is a total fucking idiot?

This is what $20,000 of excitement looks like

“Chance in a lifetime” my ass. Anyone who shells out
20k to do the smorgasbord of extravagant rock star activities on Freeses’ limited edition version is a missing a few brain cells. I have nothing against Freese or the other stars Thomas Mrzyglocki had the fortune to meet, (literally a fortune to some people) but this really is mind boggling. Who really thought someone would pay the above price for one of the packages listed on Freeses’ site a few weeks ago?

Check out the full story here.

New Black Sabbath sample clips posted!

Posted in Metal, Random on April 11th, 2009 by Viking Beard – Be the first to comment

You can’t say “no” to Dio

Dio-Sabbath (Heaven & Hell) album sample clips yes!

I don’t know about you but I am really excited for this to album to come out.

FUCK YES

I mean look at that cover! You can’t go wrong with that, Iommi, the riff master and crew and Dio on vocals. Sabbath, now “Heaven & Hell” is back for a 21st century release! Check it out!
Black Sabbath, new album teaser mp3′s posted!

Your Friday Fun Post – Week 2

Posted in Not Metal, Random on April 10th, 2009 by Viking Beard – Be the first to comment

Google and Universal to launch “Vevo”

Do metal heads care? No.

The user posts about this topic on Digg.com are pretty hilarious. Check out the first comment below and the rest here

“Wow guys, this is awesome! I’ve been looking for a new place to view music videos from all of my favorite UNIVERSAL MUSIC GROUP artists! It’s exciting to me that I can finally be one hundred percent sure I’m sending revenue to the biggest, most out-of-touch dinosaur of a giant multi-national corporation when I watch music videos online! I’ll even be helping the RIAA stay in business…”

This could be the Eiffel Tower of FAIL

Posted in Facepalm, Not Metal, Random on April 9th, 2009 by Viking Beard – Be the first to comment

Scheißen Sie oh!

Sprechen ze fail?

Whoops!

7. The guy who always yells “SLAYER!!!” in-between songs

Posted in Random on April 6th, 2009 by Viking Beard – Be the first to comment

This should be built into a chart and posted at the entryway for every live show.
The Crowd At A Metal Show

Yep.

Your Friday Fun Post

Posted in Random on April 3rd, 2009 by admin – Be the first to comment

This requires little explanation other than “entertaining”.

Trent Reznor reminds us of the importance of April Fools

Posted in Random on April 1st, 2009 by Viking Beard – Be the first to comment

I was alerted via Twitter this morning of how can you go wrong with a new album that includes such choice song titles as “pussygrinder (featuring sheryl crow)”, or “coffin on the dancefloor”. If I were Trent Reznor, I’d seriously consider some of these as actual titles for a yet unreleased crust-death-doomcore-darkwave collaboration with vocals by Uchino of Coffins.

You can check out the not metal but equally hilarious prank site played into the hands of zillions of people that equally can’t stand the current state of Chris Cornell’s music career.